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DarkSyde Acres Haunted house Jiggles the clown

Jiggles the clown from DarkSyde Acres haunted house stops by

 

Hey there kiddies, its Old Man Cox and once again its time for DarkSyde Acres haunted house very own Jiggles the clown,nestled deep inside the clown room in Klowne Towne to say a few words to you straight from her little box tucked away in a back corner of her mind. Sit back, grab a bowl of brains, a side dish of intestines sprinkled with crusty old toenails and lets see what Jiggles has to say this week.
Michigan Haunted house clown
Hello,
 Welcome my dear little boys and girls to my clown life where there are exciting. strange, and weird unknown stories of this crazy lovable maybe too lovable at times, yours truly Jiggles the clown! I have to first tell you it sure is a job trying to pick out what I should wear for you on the nights you come out to DarkSyde Acres haunted house to see little ole me. Its not like I just throw on any old thing and then jump into my big floppy toe clown shoes, After all a girl  has got to have proper footwear to chase all of you boys and girls down at our haunted house.  No sir, it take lots and lots of planning to come up with the perfect mix of scary and sexy attire, because even us scary clowns have to look good for the boys. What? I’m only human and even a clown needs love, well mostly human anyway.
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 Almost all my off time I am thinking of new ways to impress you with my bright clothes and i’m trying out my new faces I create. I sure wish I could just wake up and say HEY, I just woke up this way “AWESOME”. I need to make sure I am classy and not to trashy with the right amounts of blood and gore to make all of my fans and haters squirm like little worms that I could just gobble right up,  What? A girl has got to eat.  I know, I know, That may be too straight forward and I might just be and you could be right, but come on you know you love this crazy clown who just happens to haunt the halls of Darksyde Acres haunted house in Jonesville, Michigan, with all of those other scary clowns, zombies, pirates and who knows what else is lurking within our walls, we are one of the worlds largest Halloween Haunted houses you know which means we have lots of room for all of the scariest haunted house monsters we can find.
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Haunted house Inspiration

 I just want you all to know that you all are my haunted house inspiration and motivation to do my very best each and every night to give you the best show you deserve to see. You all put that big ole smile on this clowns face when I hear you running for your life and those screams of laughter from your sweet little voice box. You all make me who I am  today and who I will continue to grow into! So with that said I thank you.  Any who enough of this sappy thank you, thank you stuff and back to some other thing. A lot of people ask me if the rumors are true that Darksyde Acres haunted house is indeed truly haunted. under my breath I laugh and say well you should come out an find out for your self!   Deep down  I know what I know and I’ve seen and felt what I’ve seen and felt. I do however believe that there are good and evil spirits that live on the property. I’ve seen shadows figures and strange lights that others have seen. I’ve also felt and heard foot steps and voices/ screams. I do say you should also find all this out for yourself. well children the time has came again to say good by for now, but it wont be forever!!
Till next time my dear little boys and girls,
Love always Jiggles
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 Alrighty then, Thank you Jiggles for that little bit of insight of what it takes to get ready for a night of terror at DarkSyde Acres haunted house, I think you are correct in thinking that most people do not realize how much time and energy goes into a haunted house every single night. Coming soon to a DarkSyde Acres blog near you another one of the infamous clowns at DSA, Gumballs will join Old Man Cox for a in depth Interview on what makes him so different than all the other ghouls at DarkSyde Acres haunted house. Stay tuned and watch for updates on the upcoming 2015 Halloween season.
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See you next time  everyone, remember if the bag is still squirming it needs a few more whacks. Now where did I leave those toenails…….
Old Man Cox

haunted house interview with a monster in Michigan 2015

 

Michigan monster at haunted house interview

 Hey there kiddies, Its Old Man Cox and I’m here again to interview a haunted house monster here at DarkSyde Acres haunted house in Jonesville, Michigan. This weeks guest is the infamous dirty doctor , the man with the hands, the creepy, the scary, the sick Doctor Ickk. Everyone grab a seat and a cup of your favorite beverage and lets get this show on the road!

 

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Dr.Ickk at DarkSyde Acres haunted house in Michigan

Whats your name?  They call me Dr.Ickk, Even though I lost my License to practice Medicine years ago. Ickk old boy, I wouldn’t call what you do practicing, I think you’ve perfected your practice. Then again I wouldn’t exactly call what you practice, Medicine either. Regardless you bring a whole new meaning of depravity to our haunted house.

Which haunted house of the 7 different haunted Attractions do you lurk within? Not sure but I was told that I crawled out from under a rock. So many rocks to look under at DarkSyde Acres haunted house and you never know who is going to turn up. I’m pretty sure we dug up quite a few of our zombies for the catacombs haunted house out back from under a few of those rocks. 

What is your official title at DarkSyde Acres Haunted House? Dr. Ickk….(The dirty doctor of DarkSyde). I’ve heard about you, they say you’ve got a pretty mouth and have some pretty scary one liners. Thank you for keeping our haunted house interview PG-13 today

Have you ever worked at another Haunted House? I have worked in the past at The theater that dripped blood in the Michigan theater years ago. That was way before my time in the Jackson, Michigan area. We have a few other monsters, zombies, and ghouls who frequent the Michigan Theater for the Rocky Horror Picture shows, and the Jackson film festivals. I haven’t got to visit yet, but hope to do so later in 2015.

How long have you been scaring at DarkSyde Acres Haunted House?  I’m not sure, four or five years, Time flies when you are having fun and scaring the ladies. According to our records, you have been a steady staple since our third year, which means that you are heading into your sixth Halloween season with DarkSyde Acres haunted house.

Do you have a favorite scary movie? I have so many, I could not list them all, but what you call “scary” I call comedy…well that or home movies. Doctor Ickk, Your home movies can also be referred as to exhibit A. 

Do you have a special scare tactic? I love to be creepy and I am always behind you before you know it. The old sneak up behind them trick, except when you do it, the sheep run away in terror!

What is your favorite type of Guest to scare? I like the screamers. well, I just love to scare anyone,when you have a taste for fear you can never get enough. The screamers give me a headache, in all fairness though I tend to give them a headache or two myself.

Have you ever made someone poop their pants? I don’t think I have personally, I have made a few pee. I think you’re just being modest, Dr. Ickk. I’m sure you’ve made people poop their pants at our haunted house. 

 

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be sure to visit DarkSyde acres haunted house in michigan

Your favorite haunted house memory

Do you have a all time favorite Scare memory? There’s so many, but I have to say that my all time favorite  scare was when a lady maybe in her twenties was with a group of friends in the Que line and she had her back turned to me chatting with her friends. I got behind her and got inches from the back of her head and whispered “Don’t you hate it when creepy guys sneak up on you?” she turned her head back slowly and looked at me and began to shiver. I heard water hit the floor and I looked down, yep she peed. Then she said “I got to go” I said “Looks like you did!” she jumped line and ran out and never came back. That’s a great one Dr. Ickk, I love it when you actually hear the water hit the floor, and then watch their faces when the realized that they actually just had a accident in their pants. Most people think that people really don’t pee or poop their pants at a haunted house, and are so surprised when it happens to them.

Where were you born? I was hatched in Jackson, Michigan. That explains your over sized egghead. I’m just kidding, I think you’ve got the perfect face for working at a haunted house.

What was your family dynamic? I love my DarkSyde family and they love me, well,it is Jonesville so it’s all good. Aww and we do love you Dr. Ickk. Our haunted house family is like no other family. We accept everyone for who and what they are. 

How was your childhood? Oh the days of playing doctor….oh wait….I still do that. Less playing and more slaying dear Doctor.

What was the most traumatizing event in your life?  The day fluffy the love sheep deflated. oh the horror of it all.  he was so flat and un-fluffy. Poor Fluffy. I told you that you wear gonna wear a hole in him if you didn’t slow down. Friction is not your friend. lubricate! Good news though, Rob bought you a bicycle tire repair kit.

What brought you here DarkSyde Acres Haunted House in Jonesville, Michigan? I came as a guest years ago. They kidna….umm… surprise adopted me! Yes thats it, they surprised adopted me. You should come out and see if they will “adopt” you too. Kidnapped is such a harsh word Ickk. You looked so sad and lonely standing there without my big old burlap bag over your head, so I fixed it and here we are nearly 6 Halloween seasons later.

How do you feel towards other people? I love people, on a plate, with ketchup and maybe some veggies. One of my favorite things is when you refer to our haunted house guests as chicken nuggets, you laugh, I laugh, they all laugh, until the bag comes out and in they go.

How do they regard you? They never seem to stick around long enough to tell me. Not that I give them a chance when they do. You can fix that with a big stick, a bag and a double dose of NyQuil.

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Dr. ickk resident ghoul at DarkSyde Acres haunted house in michigan

Is there anyone/anything you absolutely despise? Guests that come to a haunted house to be idiots and not come to have fun. if you wanna be Mr./Mrs. macho idiot, go play video games with the other mindless drones.  That is a general peeve at almost every single haunted house I talk to. Seriously, if you don’t want to go to a haunted house, don’t go. You’ll just ruin the experience for everybody. That type of guest is also the same ones who leave negative reviews every chance they get to prove what big bad people they are. 

What makes you unique/different? Have you met me? I guess the best way to explain that is my dark desires that go beyond most of the monsters taste. That and my hacked hands also make me unlike any other ghoul you will ever meet. Doctor Ickk, You are definitely a unique brand of haunted house monster, I’ve met plenty but you sir take the cake. Your perverse humor and quick wit make for a entertaining time with all of our guests at DarkSyde Acres.

If you are deceased, how did you die? I am not dead,I just smell that way. Blood, guts, and gore do not smell like roses, well…to most people, but my friends say I smell delicious. Blood, guts, gore and more are my all time favorite things to play with. I even have one of those Blood, guts gore and more T-shirts from Bodybag Entertainment. It’s a Vintage piece now. Speaking of T-shirts I need to pick me up a few of the DarkSyde Acres Haunted House T-shirts this year. I wonder what the 2015 design is going to be.

What are your hopes and aspirations? I hope for more victims, and I aspire to keep them forever and ever. One way or another! That’s awesome Ickk, I love a guy with aspirations to better himself and those around him.

This concludes my interview with a Michigan haunted house monster, Thank you Dr. Ickk for joining us today and sharing with us. all I can say is  Doctor Ickk ain’t right.  Be sure to keep an eye out for future interviews with your other favorite haunted house monsters, zombies, ghouls, and more. Wait until you see who I have lined up for next weeks interview with a haunted house monster segment! Scare ya later! 

Old Man Cox busy at the haunted house

Old Man Cox busy at the haunted house

Michigan Haunted House Zombie interviewed at DarkSyde Acres

Haunted House in Michigan Zombie Interview

Ok Kiddies, Once again as promised Old Man Cox has a interview with yet another  of the Ghouls at DarkSyde Acres Haunted house in Michigan, this time I’m interviewing one of the Zombies in the Catacombs. So grab a chair, turn the lights down low, put on some relaxing music and lets see what Richter Mortis has to say about himself in this Michigan Haunted House zombie interview.

Whats your name?

Richter Mortis

Richter Mortis? Richter Mortis? Oh wait a minute I get it.. It’s a word play on Rigor Mortis , which just happens to be  one of the recognizable signs of death caused by chemical changes in the muscles after death, causing the limbs of the corpse  to become stiff and difficult to move or manipulate. In humans, it begins after about three to four hours, and reaches maximum stiffness after 12 hours, and gradually dissipates from approximately 24 hours after death.  Well played Richter Mortis well Played.

Haunted House zombie in Michigan

Richter Mortis Darksyde acres Haunted House zombie

 

 

Where are you from?

Norway, but my parents were from Philadelphia originally.

Interesting, Did you know that the Worlds most easy to scare man also comes from Norway? Apparently this guy poops his pants at the mere thought of a mouse fart in the wind, His co-workers have made quite the spectacle of him much to their amusement. Poor Basse,  be sure to check him out on you tube. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfQ4t2E7iAU&feature=youtu.be

Which of the 7 different haunted Attractions do you lurk within?

The Catacombs!

Isn’t The Catacombs Haunted House is one of the three indoor Haunted Houses  at DarkSyde Acres Haunted House and attractions in Michigan ? Its the Haunted House with all of the darn brain eating, maggot infested Zombies. One of my favorite parts is walking through the Cemetery  near the beginning of it. Zombies and Haunted Houses are a perfect match. HA! I also like Shooting the Zombies with Paintball Guns at the Zombie Paintball attraction… Maybe in 2015 I’ll be able to shoot a few paint balls at you Richter Mortis.

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 What is your official title at DSA?

I used to be called the butthole zombie, but now I’m the leader of the zombies

Don’t Kid yourself Richter, you’ll always be the butthole Zombie in our eyes. All Kidding aside, I bet you keep your hands full trying to keep all of those Zombies in line, I hear Zombies aren’t the brightest bunch, In fact the Clowns in Klowntown have said that Zombies are down right brainless.

 Have you ever worked at another Haunted House?

Nope. I wouldn’t call what I do here work either. It’s more like a 4 to 5 hour buffet every Friday and Saturday during the months of September and October.

 How long have you been a Michigan Haunted House Zombie?

 How long have you been scaring at DarkSyde Acres Haunted House?

Since 2011

So This will be your fifth year as a Zombie in a Michigan Haunted House in 2015, That’s pretty impressive, Most Zombies fall to pieces within the first 6 months after Halloween. You Must be living right and watching who you eat. 2015 will be DarkSyde Acres Haunted House’s eighth year Michigan. Time sure flies when your’e having fun scaring people.

 Do you have a favorite scary movie?

People under the stairs. The Guy in the S&M suit cracks me up!

Nice Choice of scary movies, so basically what you’re saying is that you like guys in  skin tight suits? Personally I like em’ in M&M suits, and minus the penis’ but thats just me.

Do you have a special scare tactic?

Shock and Awe!

LOL I bet you got to love the Shock and Awe I just pooped my pants faces, you get while scaring the crap out of people at DarkSyde Acres Haunted House. 

 What is your favorite type of Guest to scare?

I like the teenage girls (a group of 4 or more) who scream in octaves only dogs can hear. They either huddle or scatter!

Wait, I thought you said you liked the guys in skin tight suits, How about a Emo boy in skinny jeans? 

Have you ever made someone poop their pants?

On many occasions! I’ve made them crap, pee, pass out, I’ve made grown men cry and once had a 9 year old girl ninja-kick me in the ribs out of reflex.

Better the Ribs than your no-no spot, nothing can take the fun out of being a Michigan haunted house zombie and scaring people than having them drop kick your sack from the 50 yard line.

 Do you have a all time favorite Scare memory?

Horsejuice and I once worked together on a scare that made these two girls jump 15 feet back and gained a foot and a half altitude before hitting the wall like a couple of rag dolls. I laughed at that one for an hour!

Hard to believe some people call that work, sounds like a good time to me. I’m not even going to ask you in the heck would name a zombie Horse Juice. 

 What was your family dynamic?

Mother, father, 2 half  brothers. (My mom got around, alright?)  Recently my brothers Moldy and Mulciber have unearthed. So you may be seeing them this fall as well.

Oh yeah, your mother gets around all right. Ha! Tell her I got room for one more in the back of the truck. Don’t worry Richter, I’ll have her home before Eleven, well must of her anyways.

 How was your childhood?

Born in Norway, raised in Amsterdam. What can I say?

Speaking of being raised in Norway, stop me if you’ve heard this one, Ole’s neighbor Sven had a boy, Sven Junior, who came home one day and asked, “Papa, I have da biggest feet in da third grade. Is dat becoss I’m Norvegian?” “No,” said Sven, “It’s because you’re NINETEEN. HA!  That kills me! Laugh it up Richter Mortis, Its not often I get to tell that joke to normal folks.

What was the most traumatizing event in your life?

Pre mortem: Being shot.

Post mortem: being nicked in the head with a shovel by Hettie who was digging me up for haunt season last year!

You can never trust a Hettie with a shovel, I bet she didn’t even say she was sorry, being the hateful ghoul that she is. Wouldn’t surprise me none if she wasn’t the one who shot you in the first place. 

What made you become a DarkSyde Acres Haunted House zombie?

Michigan Haunted House zombie

What brought you here to be a zombie in Michigan at DarkSyde Acres Haunted House?

It’s the only place in Michigan, where I can be myself and not be arrested or shot at by local authorities.

The Management team at DarkSyde Acres Haunted House takes in all kinds of misfits from all walks of life, including Zombies, ghouls, clowns, pirates and the occasional dancing dead girl, I bet you fit right in with that morbid crowd.

How do you feel towards other people?

They’re delicious!

Speaking of Delicious here’s another funny for you, What does a zombie get when he comes home late for dinner?
 The cold shoulder! get it boy, a cold shoulder? get it? get it?

How do they regard you?

They often accuse me of wearing a mask. Funny, they are the ones still wearing the flesh on their skulls.

Sweet delicious flesh, you’re making me hungry Richter, whats for lunch?

Is there anyone/anything you absolutely despise?

People who won’t get the hell in the coffin! (I end up barfing in their hair to motivate them)

 I have the same problem trying to get the girls into the burlap bags, its not like I don’t clean the bags out first.

 What makes you unique/different?

I’m like a cross between Beetle juice, Skeletor, and Jack Nicholson.

I can see the resemblance, you handsome dog you.

 If you are deceased, how did you die?

Severe jock itch infection

I told you to stay away from those DarkSyde Girls, but no, you wouldn’t listen. Now look at you!

What are your hopes and aspirations?

To see if I can’t get entire groups of people to crap themselves!

If you do, you’re going to have to clean it up, That’s not in my job description at the Haunted House, and they don’t Pay me near enough to clean up that much poop. Well Kiddies that concludes my Interview with Richter Mortis , one of my all time favorite Haunted House Zombies in Michigan. stay tuned for my next Interview coming soon to www.darksydeacres.com 

Old Man Cox Interviews a Haunted House in Michigan, Character: Inside the mind of a Monster

Inside the Mind of a Monster: An Interview with a Darksyde Acres in Michigan Haunted House Character

Ok Once again Its Old Man Cox, and I’m here to interview a Monster from DarkSyde Acres Haunted House in Michigan to see whats on his mind, everyone please give a warm welcome to Bubbles, many of you may know him from your visits to DarkSyde Acres Haunted House in Jonesville, Michigan.

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Interview with michigan haunted house clown

So lets start with something simple, whats your name? Bubbles.
Bubbles is a interesting choice of names, Your parents must have had such high hopes for you.
Where were you born? In the mind of a psycho.
Holy crap boy, we might be Kin’
Where are you from? Homer, Michigan originally. I live in south Texas now.
Nope, we ain’t kin folk, nothing comes out of Texas, but Steers and …… and those Clown Horns don’t count boy….
What was your family dynamic? Momma, is it time to find a new daddy again.
Stop calling me daddy and tell your mother to stop calling me period, no seriously tell her to stop calling….
How was your childhood? Great. I made friends all the time. although I could never figure out what to do with the left over parts.
Sharing is caring, pass me one of those dang legs.
What was the most traumatizing event in your life? Your face.
Ouch! Its obvious that you don’t play well with others. I am a sensitive flower, now take it back!
What brought you here to DarkSyde Acres Haunted House? A glorious angel named Old Man Cox.
You like me, you really like me, now who the heck are you calling an Angel, sparkle panties?
Which of the 7 different haunted attractions can you be found lurking within? Klown Room
And that is reason number 436 that I stay out of the clown room at DarkSyde Acres Haunted House.

Haunted House in Michigan DarkSyde Acres Character info

 

Lets get a little bit of info about your duties at Darksyde Acres Haunted House in Michigan
What is your official title at DarkSyde Acres Haunted House in Michigan? Former Klown Room Team Leader, now random guest actor when I can make it back to DSA.
Oh brother, I bet the TSA just loves going through your bags at the airport but from what I understand Bubbles, you will always be the Klown room team leader, why you’re a legend in Michigan haunted house history.
How long have you been scaring at DarkSyde Acres Haunted House? 6 years, I think. Not nearly long enough.
That sounds about right, and we look forward to seeing you again in 2015
Have you ever worked at another Haunted House? Yes, but not as an actor, as security.
That is just crazy talk, who in their right mind hires a clown to do security?
How do you feel towards other people? I love people. I just want to give them hugs and never let them go.
I know how you feel, Ive got a truck load of them myself as we speak. That reminds me, a few of them are getting kind of ripe, if you know what I mean.
How do they regard you? They want me to let them go.

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Haunted house in Michigan clown grabs girl

Yeah well, we all can’t get what we want all the dang time, Right Bubbles?
Is there anyone/anything you absolutely despise? Zombies. They taste funny.
Funny thing is that is what the Zombies in the Catacombs haunted house said about the Clowns in klowntown
What makes you unique/different? I’m a Klown, duh.
No doubt about it, you big shoe wearing, red nose blowing, horn tooting, butt grabbing Klowns are something else.
Do you have a special scare tactic? Pretending to be a prop is fun. I like to convince people I’m not real and then boom. I also enjoy sneaking up on people and getting them from behind.
And that whole getting people from behind is reason number 437 why I just refuse to go into the clown room at DarkSyde Acres Haunted House, I has an outty and it’s going to stay that way!

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a haunted house in Michigan prop

What is your favorite type of Guest to scare? The D-Bag who’s trying to act tough.
Ah yes, the tough guys, aren’t they just adorable? It seems to me that they are usually the ones tossing salads and little babies at the guys and ghouls in the haunted house, while they run the other way.
Have you ever made someone poop their pants? We’ve had some poopers in the Klown Room, but it’s from all the anal trauma.
And here we have reason 438 why I dont go in the clown room, you klowns ain’t right in the head.
Do you have a all time favorite Scare memory? I was waiting in the hall for a group, standing against the wall pretending to be a prop. The D-Bag of the group ran ahead of his group to try and scare them. He came into the hall and stood against the wall directly across from me and waited for his friends, so I waited too. As the rest of the group came through the sheet into the hallway he jumped out and yelled “BOO”. They screamed, he laughed, it was beautiful. When they all settled down I slammed my hands against the metal wall and shot towards them screaming “My Turn”, they all hit the floor, including the guy who was just standing 4 foot away from me. He was screening ” Oh my God, I thought it was fake.

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clown at haunted house in Michigan

That was a great story Bubbles, Thank you for taking the time to share a little bit of what goes on in that helium filled head of yours. People often ask me if DarkSyde Acres Haunted House, has clowns and I can honestly tell them that we don’t have one clown at DSA. Clowns are for Circuses and Birthday parties and we don’t gots none of those…. Now Klownes on the other hand are a totally different breed of critter and those we got to many of.Thank you Everyone for visiting the http://www.darksydeacres.com blog and we hope to see you during the 2015 Halloween Haunted House season.

A day in the life of a Michigan Haunted House clown

Just another Day in the life of a Clown in a Michigan Haunted House

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 Good Morning Minions, Its Old Man Cox and one of our favorite Haunted House Clowns at DarkSyde Acres Haunted House in Michigan has agreed to Ghost write a few stories about her day to day life at DSA, so sit right down and get comfortable and read the first installment of Jiggles.  Even as a young child I was amused by bright lights, the sound of screams, and laughter. Don’t let me fool you it was all about the screams. I was always dressing in bright colors and I could really care less if people stared, laughed or made fun of me because it fueled the fire to my madness and obsessions for Halloween and the unknown world that I yearn to reach for.

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Michigan Haunted House clown

I know your wondering who I am and where I came from, to most people I just say: Hey i’m Jiggles, you’ll never know how old I am and I live in the depths of your worst nightmares. You may ask yourself, “Jiggles” what kind of name is that? Well it’s my stage name for the best haunted house you could ever go to in Michigan! I do have a real name but I choose not to use it anymore for some of the things that I enjoy doing. You’ll find out about these things later on, in the very near future as I begin to share some of my dirty little secrets.

People Pooping their Pants  at  Michigan Haunted House

I definitely live up to my name as you’ll never know where i’ll be or who I will choose to chase from one moment to the next, Maybe it will be you that I talk sweetly to in a corner in a darkened hallway. One thing you should know though is that I am dead and I have been for many years, I just cant seem to gather myself to leave this wonderful place that I call home…. GOTCH YA !!! I’m not dead silly, i’m just a clown that will haunt you until you defecate in your pants!! Yeah, it happens just ask my family, They will be sure to tell you story’s of people pooping their pants at our haunted house on Halloween.
Sure most of you think i’m just a big ole  Halloween bag full of beans or just telling stories, but trust me when I say it’s all true and it is one of the biggest reasons why us crazy clowns can’t have or never get to keep nice things. We are just so pushy and needy and lure both men and women into our trap filled with curiosity and feelings of lust, fear, and the unknown. We will try to keep you and stuff you in our fun bags or our big dark boxes! Sometimes our little friends tend to get away so i’m usually the chosen one to lace up my clown shoes and run down the halls of darkness to catch them and try to lure them back to our little mystery room filled with lights, loud music, and fun games.

Come to our Haunted House

 I bet you already want to come to our haunted house in Jonesville, Michigan and play, I really hope that when I ask you to keep you and shove you into my fun bags that your answer will be yes…. but if you do however say no then you’ll get the chase of your life and more than you could even dream about. when I first told you I am from your nightmares I don’ t think you really know how intense I can be with you. I would love to tell you more of my adventures of my clown life but you will just have to wait for now. It will have to wait until next time my dear little boys and girls, I will get in to more of the horror that I call life and give you more than you asked for in the weeks to come! Be sure to visit www.darksydeacres.com for updates on the upcoming 2015 Halloween Haunted House season.

SLEEP TIGHT KITTYS
Love always, Jiggles

Jiggles

Jiggles, DarkSyde Acres Haunted House clown

No Animatronics at DarkSyde

No Animatronics at DarkSyde

One of the things that customers always tell us that sets our haunted experience apart is the awesome interactions with the actors! You won’t have animatronics coming out at you at Darksyde Acres – you have real people with real gory makeup chasing and interacting with you!

 

FX Makeup makes the difference

You don’t think we all just look this way, do you? There is an amazing staff doing FX makeup on us starting literally HOURS before the haunt opens. We start around three or four in the afternoon (sometimes even sooner!) and have a great team of makeup and FX staff working on each of our “looks” to make us the scariest we can be!

Zombie’s and Pirate’s too

Rob, Shane, Nicole and Katie whip out the latex, face and teeth paints to make us look how we look. That rotting hole in the zombie’s chest? Latex, makeup and a completely awesome team of artists created that look. That gash in the pirate’s face? Again, latex, makeup and a wonderful team.

Blood , Gore and Places!

We stand in line to get into their seats every Friday and Saturday to be “gorified”. It usually starts with the latex. The artists put it where they want the gore to be and then dry it with a hairdryer. Then they take out their makeup and add color to the texture of the latex, as well as color to our faces so that the gore doesn’t look out of place. Then as a final touch, some of us get blood added to our faces, necks, chests or costumes, to make sure that we’re as gross and realistic as we can be. That happens right before “places” is called, about an hour before the haunted house portion of our event opens. The excitement is always high in the air when we take our places, because we know that you’ll be coming soon and its our job to make you pee your pants!

Amazing Artists

Rob and his team of artists are amazing, we all love them, love what they do with our looks, and the experience wouldn’t be nearly as interactive without them. So love on BodyBag Entertainment! They’re the best!

 

Top 13 Haunted Houses

And, if you haven’t made up your mind to come see us at Darksyde Acres yet this season, make up that mind already! We’re in the top 13 haunted houses in the nation and you deserve to see and run from this FX makeup – you’ll never forget the experience!

Special Thanks to Carolyn for writing this blog from her Hospital Bed, while suffering Pneumonia this Halloween season.  Get well soon, and get yer butt back into the Queue line at DarkSyde Acres Haunted House.

The Catacombs Haunted House and more

The Catacombs and more at Haunted house

So your thinking about coming to one of Michigan’s largest and scariest haunted attractions? 70,000 feet of indoor in your face terror await you as well as our Dark Carnival Midway with glass walking, fire eating, and beasties hula~hooping as well as many other feats of skill and danger, as well as a concession stand to replace the fluids you lost being terrified in the haunt. If you make it passed the queue line, which some don’t, thrills and chills await you in The Catacombs here at Darksyde Acres for the 2013 haunt season.

Your Journey begins

You begin your journey in the cemetery where zombies lurk among the graves. Vaun is lonely and always looking for new friends to join him in his hole in the ground. He has one stashed in the walls already from 2012 and though she’s getting a little moldy there’s life in her still. Your next stop is a game of Hopscotch with Hettie. She’s always up for a game but she’s a very sore loser. Playing so hard makes her hungry for brains so bring a smart friend for her dinner and she’ll let you go…maybe.

Wall of Cadavers

As the walls close in and the path starts to wind you’ll see Heartless’ wall of cadavers. He lost his mind when he lost his heart so beware or you’ll join his collection. Don’t look behind you as you wander in the dark or you might see Red Rover lurking behind you. She likes the smell of the pretty ones almost as much as their taste. 

Empty Tomb found in Michigan Haunted House

 

You may or may not come across our above ground tomb. If it’s empty just means they weren’t quite as dead as we thought they were and you just might find them still wandering around. As you go deeper you might meet the Howling Banshee. She suffers in death as she suffered in life and if you hear her wail, you might not make it out alive.

Your casket awaits you

You can escape her grasp but you won’t escape Boney Bob and Richtor Mortis, the overlord of the Catacombs. In fact, you’ll end up right in his bony grasp. But both are selfish and have a tendency to fight over who’ll get to keep you for themselves. If you’ve caught him in a good mood, he just might let you go. But you have to become one of us to leave The Catacombs. Your casket is ready and you must claim it as yours or you’ll become one of his minions forever.

Special Thanks

Special thanks to Red Rover , one of our resident undead within the walls of the Catacombs for being one of our newest Ghost writers for the 2013 halloween season.

Experience The DarkSyde Queue line

The DarkSyde queue line experience

Winding and winding around various grotesque scenes of horror and creepiness, the queue line seems safe enough, until you first run into Doctor Ick, who will “Ick” you out with his jokes and quips. Then you run into Miss Carrie, and her baby Char Dalot. Make sure to hold her baby on your way through or she might get hungry when you see her on the other side! You’ll see our beautiful scarecrow woman following you through the scenes and terrifying you occasionally with the whisper or a scream. AND WATCH OUT for the midget with the machetes!

Just the line to get in!

When you finally get to the front and realize that its only the line to get INTO the haunted house, you might just pee your pants. It gets SO much worse in the haunt itself! The queue line people are there to entertain you, the haunted house nasties are there to scare you to death! The long, dark, creepy hallway you have to go down first sets you up – but at least you aren’t being chased there!

Really Haunted!

And throughout the entire experience, you should remember that our haunt is REALLY haunted! An old pig farm, we’ve got several spirits that start trouble for us all through the rooms of the haunt, and the “Tall Man” or “cowboy” who is a little less nice.

A Scarily good time

With an hour’s worth of haunted house time, free reruns same night and over six attractions to choose from, you’re sure to have a scarily good time! Check out our Midway and see a glasswalker, fire juggler, fire eater or get your fortune read by our tarot reader. Take your chances in our haunted maze and see if you can find your way out. Come shoot a zombie with our zombie paintball attraction and see how you’d survive in a REAL zombie apocalypse… And for a family friendly even, try out our new haunted hayride, ghosties and ghouiles that are appropriate and yet still scary for the whole family!

In Jonesville  near Jackson, Michigan

We are in Jonesville, off of Mosherville rd, just outside Jackson, Michigan, and one of the longest and most terrifying haunted houses in the United States! Come see us through the end of October or on adults only night on November first! Just make sure you use our porta-potties first, or there may be a puddle on the floor under you at some point in our haunt

Special Thanks to Miss Carrie and her mutilated liddle bundle of joy for writing this wonderful tribute to the Queue line at DarkSyde Acres Haunted House.

Darksyde Acres Voted the best Haunted House in 2013 and 2012

DarkSyde Acres Haunted House was  voted the BEST in 2012 as well as 2013

Thats right DarkSyde acres Haunted House was voted the best haunted house in Metro Detroit  2 years in a row in the WDIV channel 4 Vote 4 the best contest, This is a great honor for us , seeing how DarkSyde  Acres was up against some of the best haunted Houses in Michigan, all vying  for that coveted title of being the BEST, being rated the number one must see haunted house in 2013.  Thank you to all of our fans that took the time to vote and placed us in the number 1 spot as the Best Haunted house in Metro Detroit, in our eyes its our fans that are truly the BEST!

Terrorfied Forest and Erebus haunted House

Once again The Terrorfied Forest and Erebus Haunted Attraction placed Second and Third,  just behind DarkSyde Acres, securing them a Congratulations from our staff and fans as well, Making  DarkSyde Acres Haunted House, Terrorfied Forest, and Erebus 3 must see haunted houses in 2013, so mark your calendars and pack some extra underwear for those oops I pooped my pants moments you are sure to have when visiting these three haunted houses this Halloween season. If  being voted the 3 best haunted houses in Metro Detroit isn’t enough to persuade you to visit, consider that Darksyde Acres and Erebus Haunted Houses are 2 of the worlds largest indoor haunted houses and Terrorfied forest is nearly a full mile walk with an indoor Haunted House and a outdoor haunted trail full of twists and turns and monsters of every shape and size.

Haunted House Honorable Mentions

Below are the Haunted Houses that deserve mention for being nominated by their fans and deserve honorable mentions.  Dark House the Haunted Mansion in Brown city 48416, Deadly Intentions in Warren 48091, ( which shows how many Fans they have to support a haunt that unfortunately did not open for 2013, Kudos to the Deadly Fans! ) Detroit urban Legends 48201, ( Located in the Cass Methodist Church ) Exit 13 haunted house in Mount Morris 48458, Haunted Hideaways in Livonia 48150, Haunted nursery lavin’s flowerland  in Southfield 48034, Haunted Hallows in Armada  48005, Hayride from hell and the paintball zombie shoot in pickney  48169, ( located near the terrorfied forest) House of Fear in Hazel Park 48030, Huron turkey farm haunted house in Romulus, ( got to wonder who named that one) Ladd’s evil Acres in Hillsdale 49242, ( Ladd’s evil Acres is located near DarkSyde Acres and is will be cross promoting with us. Be sure to visit their Hay Ride , pumpkin patch, and corn maze for a good time) Morrow haunted trail in Clay township 48001, Night Terrors in Ypsilanti 48197, Realm of Darkness in Pontiac 48341, ( I’m surprised that the realm has not placed in a few years, they are a really good haunted house, located near Erebus) Sinister Haunted House in Utica 48317, ( I’ve heard really good things about sinister, from our friends over at Horror Lust ) Speaking of Horror Lust, if you ever want to read some legitimate Reviews of Haunted House check out their word press page, they visit all of the haunted houses in Michigan and don’t hold nothing back! Slaughtered at Sundown Haunted House and Hayride in Armada, 48005 ( you may remember these guys made the news last year when their hayride crew was attacked and a brawl took place with the actors sending the  customers to the Hospital and a trip to jail afterwards.)  Terrors of the night in Dryden 48428, The barn of blood in New Boston 48164,and finally in my personal opinion a definite MUST SEE haunted House that deserves Honorable mention is the DEADLAND Haunted house at 20900 Dequindre Rd, Warren 48091, those guys are one of the scariest haunted houses in Michigan.

 

 

Thank you once again

 

Thank you once again to all of our fans for voting us the number one Best haunted house in Metro Detroit, Thank you for allowing us to do what we love to do, and what we love to do is Scaring the crap out of you! Dont forget to come out this weekend as we are open both Friday and Saturday September 27, and September 28.  Don’t forget to look for us in the Fear Finder Halloween newspaper! 

Suprisingly there were a few local haunted Houses that did not get nominated for the Best Haunted House, including Jacksons Underworld in Jackson, Corpse barn shock haunt in Napoleon , Blood Bath in Wyandotte, Woods of Darkness in Rockwood, Niles Haunted House in Niles, The Scream Machine in Taylor, the list could go on,  I’m sure all of these halloween attractions are great and be sure to support your local Haunted house.

Come Visit our Haunted House in 2013

Come Visit our Haunted house in 2013

Its the 2013 Haunted House season and many of you are wanting to visit our Haunted House, so as a courtesy we are going to provide Directions from some of the Major cities within a 2 hour drive of our Haunted House.  As always you can google map us to get from YOUR house to OUR house.

Grand Rapids to DarkSyde Acres Haunted House ~Grand Rapids , MI to Darksyde

Grand Rapids, MI
1. Head south on Division Ave N towardFulton St E
0.2 mi
2. Take the 3rd right onto Oakes St SW
0.2 mi
3. Take the 3rd left onto US-131 Business
436 ft
4. Take the ramp onto US-131 S
48.4 mi
5. Continue onto I-94 BUS W/US-131 S
1.9 mi
6. Take exit 34 for Interstate 94 W
0.3 mi
7. Keep left at the fork, follow signs for I-94 E/Detroit and merge onto I-94 E
53.6 mi
8. Take exit 127 toward Concord
0.3 mi
9. Turn left onto N Concord Rd
1.9 mi
10. Keep left to stay on N Concord Rd
3.6 mi
11. Turn right onto M-60 W/E Jackson Rd/Spring Arbor Rd
0.7 mi
12. Take the 1st left onto N Main St
1.2 mi
13. Continue onto Pulaski Rd
6.6 mi
14. Slight left onto Concord Rd
0.9 mi
15. Turn left onto E Mosherville Rd
1.3 mi
16. Turn left onto Rowe Rd

Destination will be on the right
0.2 mi
Darksyde Acres Haunted House
11375 Rowe Rd
Jonesville, MI 49250
Pontiac Michigan to DarkSyde Acres haunted House and attractions featuring a Hay Ride but NO Corn Maze ~

Pontiac, MI
1. Head north on N Perry St toward E Huron St
72 ft
2. Take the 1st left onto E Huron St
1.8 mi
3. Turn left onto US-24 S/S Telegraph Rd
10.8 mi
4. Take the I-696 W/M-10 N/N w Hwy ramp to Lansing
0.2 mi
5. Keep left at the fork, follow signs for I-696 W and merge onto I-696 W
7.0 mi
6. Take exit 1 to merge onto I-275 S/I-96 Etoward Toledo
7.1 mi
7. Keep right to continue on I-275 S
0.4 mi
8. Take the exit onto M-14 W toward Ann Arbor
15.2 mi
9. Merge onto M-14 W/US-23 N
1.9 mi
10. Keep left to continue on M-14 W, follow signs for Ann Arbor
0.5 mi
11. Continue onto M-14 W/US-23Bus S
1.1 mi
12. Continue onto M-14 W
3.6 mi
13. Merge onto Interstate 94 W
34.4 mi
14. Take exit 136 toward Spring Arbor
0.9 mi
15. Merge onto I-94BUS E/M-60 W

Continue to follow M-60 W
12.0 mi
16. Turn left onto N Main St
1.2 mi
17. Continue onto Pulaski Rd
6.6 mi
18. Slight left onto Concord Rd
0.9 mi
19. Turn left onto E Mosherville Rd
1.3 mi
20. Turn left onto Rowe Rd

Destination will be on the right
0.2 mi
Darksyde Acres Haunted House
11375 Rowe Rd
Jonesville, MI 49250
Rockwood, MI to darkSyde Acres Haunted House with Family fun corn maze and Hay ride~

1. Head southwest on Church St toward St Stephens St
0.1 mi
2. Take the 1st right onto German St
177 ft
3. Turn left onto Fort St
0.1 mi
4. Take the 1st right onto Huron River Dr
3.1 mi
5. Turn left onto US-24 S/Telegraph Rd
0.2 mi
6. Take the 2nd right onto Will Carleton Rd
4.1 mi
7. Turn right to merge onto I-275 N
9.0 mi
8. Take exit 17 for I-94 W
1.5 mi
9. Merge onto Interstate 94 W
57.2 mi
10. Take exit 136 toward Spring Arbor
0.9 mi
11. Merge onto I-94BUS E/M-60 W

Continue to follow M-60 W
12.0 mi
12. Turn left onto N Main St
1.2 mi
13. Continue onto Pulaski Rd
6.6 mi
14. Slight left onto Concord Rd
0.9 mi
15. Turn left onto E Mosherville Rd
1.3 mi
16. Turn left onto Rowe Rd

Destination will be on the right
0.2 mi
Darksyde Acres Haunted House
11375 Rowe Rd
Jonesville, MI 49250
Detroit to DarkSyde Acres Haunted House and Attractions~

Detroit, MI
1. Head east on Cadillac Square towardBates St
0.1 mi
2. Take the 2nd right onto Randolph Street
0.1 mi
3. Turn right onto E Jefferson Ave
0.2 mi
4. Slight left onto M-10 N/W Jefferson Ave

Continue to follow M-10 N
1.1 mi
5. Take exit 2A for I-75 S toward Toledo
1.3 mi
6. Follow signs for I-96 W/Lansing and merge onto I-96 W
5.3 mi
7. Keep left to continue on Interstate 96 Express W/Jeffries Fwy
5.7 mi
8. Merge onto I-96 W/Jeffries Fwy
8.9 mi
9. Continue onto M-14 W
15.5 mi
10. Merge onto M-14 W/US-23 N
1.9 mi
11. Keep left to continue on M-14 W, follow signs for Ann Arbor
0.5 mi
12. Continue onto M-14 W/US-23Bus S
1.1 mi
13. Continue onto M-14 W
3.6 mi
14. Merge onto Interstate 94 W
34.4 mi
15. Take exit 136 toward Spring Arbor
0.9 mi
16. Merge onto I-94BUS E/M-60 W

Continue to follow M-60 W
12.0 mi
17. Turn left onto N Main St
1.2 mi
18. Continue onto Pulaski Rd
6.6 mi
19. Slight left onto Concord Rd
0.9 mi
20. Turn left onto E Mosherville Rd
1.3 mi
21. Turn left onto Rowe Rd

Destination will be on the right
0.2 mi
Darksyde Acres Haunted House
11375 Rowe Rd
Jonesville, MI 4925
Jackson to DarkSyde Acres Haunted house
1. Head east on E Washington St toward S Cooper St
253 ft
2. Take the 1st right onto M-50 E/US-127 BUS S/S Cooper St

Continue to follow M-50 E/US-127 BUS S
3.2 mi
3. Take the ramp onto M-50 E/US-127 S

Continue to follow US-127 S
11.0 mi
4. Turn right onto US-12 W/Chicago Rd
9.8 mi
5. Slight right onto E Litchfield Rd
4.2 mi
6. Turn right onto Rowe Rd

Destination will be on the right
1.3 mi
Darksyde Acres Haunted House
11375 Rowe Rd
Jonesville, MI 49250

Flint to DarkSyde Acres

1. Head southwest on E Court St toward S Saginaw St
0.2 mi
2. Turn left onto S Grand Traverse St
0.3 mi
3. Turn right to merge onto I-69 W
46.2 mi
4. Take exit 89A-89B for U.S. 127 N/U.S. 127 S toward Clare/Lansing/Jackson
0.3 mi
5. Take exit 89A on the left for US-127 Stoward Lansing/Jackson
1.1 mi
6. Continue on the ramp and merge onto US-127 S
5.9 mi
7. Continue onto I-496 E/US-127 S
3.0 mi
8. Continue onto US-127 S
29.4 mi
9. Take the I-94 W exit toward Chicago
0.4 mi
10. Merge onto Interstate 94 W
1.9 mi
11. Take exit 136 toward Spring Arbor
0.9 mi
12. Merge onto I-94BUS E/M-60 W

Continue to follow M-60 W
12.0 mi
13. Turn left onto N Main St
1.2 mi
14. Continue onto Pulaski Rd
6.6 mi
15. Slight left onto Concord Rd
0.9 mi
16. Turn left onto E Mosherville Rd
1.3 mi
17. Turn left onto Rowe Rd

Destination will be on the right
0.2 mi
Darksyde Acres Haunted House
11375 Rowe Rd
Jonesville, MI 4925
Niles Michigan to DarkSyde Acres Haunted House~

Niles, MI
1. Head north on N 5th St toward E Main St
59 ft
2. Take the 1st right onto E Main St
0.5 mi
3. Continue onto Oak St
351 ft
4. Turn right onto S 13th St
0.1 mi
5. Continue onto E Main St
2.0 mi
6. Continue onto US-12 E
4.0 mi
7. Turn right onto Fir Rd

Entering Indiana
1.5 mi
8. Continue onto Clover Rd
0.5 mi
9. Continue onto Fir Rd
1.0 mi
10. Turn left onto Brick Rd
0.4 mi
11. Take the 1st right onto Clover Trail
0.1 mi
12. Take the 1st left to stay on Clover Trail
98 ft
13. Continue onto Capital Ave
0.3 mi
14. Turn left onto the I-80/Indiana East-West Toll Road/Interstate 90 ramp

Partial toll road
0.2 mi
15. Keep left at the fork and merge onto I-80 E

Toll road
61.2 mi
16. Take exit 144 to merge onto I-69 Ntoward Lansing

Partial toll road
Entering Michigan
15.1 mi
17. Take exit 13 for US-12 toward Quincy/Coldwater
0.3 mi
18. Turn left onto US-12 E/E Chicago St
17.2 mi
19. Turn left onto Concord Rd
4.8 mi
20. Turn right onto E Mosherville Rd
1.3 mi
21. Turn left onto Rowe Rd

Destination will be on the right
0.2 mi
Darksyde Acres Haunted House
11375 Rowe Rd
Jonesville, MI 49250
Lansing to DarkSyde Acres Haunted house
Lansing, MI
1. Head east on W Allegan St towardTownsend St
440 ft
2. Take the 2nd right onto S Capitol Ave
0.5 mi
3. Turn left onto W Malcolm X St
0.3 mi
4. Take the ramp to I-496 E
0.2 mi
5. Keep left at the fork, follow signs for I-496 E/Pennsylvania Ave
446 ft
6. Keep left at the fork, follow signs forInterstate 496 E and merge onto I-496 E
4.9 mi
7. Continue onto US-127 S
29.4 mi
8. Take the I-94 W exit toward Chicago
0.4 mi
9. Merge onto Interstate 94 W
1.9 mi
10. Take exit 136 toward Spring Arbor
0.9 mi
11. Merge onto I-94BUS E/M-60 W

Continue to follow M-60 W
12.0 mi
12. Turn left onto N Main St
1.2 mi
13. Continue onto Pulaski Rd
6.6 mi
14. Slight left onto Concord Rd
0.9 mi
15. Turn left onto E Mosherville Rd
1.3 mi
16. Turn left onto Rowe Rd

Destination will be on the right
0.2 mi
Darksyde Acres Haunted House
11375 Rowe Rd
Jonesville, MI 49250
Toledo Ohio to DarkSyde acres haunted House
Toledo, OH
1. Head west on W Bancroft St towardParkwood Ave
0.7 mi
2. Slight right onto Monroe St
482 ft
3. Take the 1st right onto N Detroit Ave
0.2 mi
4. Slight right to merge onto I-75 N towardDetroit
0.7 mi
5. Take exit 204 on the left to merge onto I-475 W toward U.S. 23/Sylvania/Ann Arbor
6.5 mi
6. Take exit 14 to merge onto US-23 Ntoward Sylvania/Ann Arbor

Entering Michigan
7.7 mi
7. Take exit 5 toward Blissfield Adrian
0.4 mi
8. Turn left onto St Anthony Rd
499 ft
9. Continue onto US-223 N
40.6 mi
10. Continue onto US-127 N
0.8 mi
11. Turn left onto US-12 W/Chicago Rd
9.8 mi
12. Slight right onto E Litchfield Rd
4.2 mi
13. Turn right onto Rowe Rd

Destination will be on the right
1.3 mi
Darksyde Acres Haunted House
11375 Rowe Rd
Jonesville, MI 49250
Mishawaka Indiana, to DarkSyde Acres Haunted House

Mishawaka, IN
1. Head east on Lincolnway E toward N Byrkit Ave
1.1 mi
2. Turn left onto IN-331 N/Capital Ave
5.0 mi
3. Turn right onto the Interstate 80/Interstate 90 ramp to Toll Road

Toll road
0.2 mi
4. Keep left at the fork and merge onto I-80 E

Toll road
61.2 mi
5. Take exit 144 to merge onto I-69 N towardLansing

Partial toll road
Entering Michigan
15.1 mi
6. Take exit 13 for US-12 toward Quincy/Coldwater
0.3 mi
7. Turn left onto US-12 E/E Chicago St
17.2 mi
8. Turn left onto Concord Rd
4.8 mi
9. Turn right onto E Mosherville Rd
1.3 mi
10. Turn left onto Rowe Rd

Destination will be on the right
0.2 mi
Darksyde Acres Haunted House
11375 Rowe Rd
Jonesville, MI 49250
Chicago, IL to DarkSyde Acres Haunted House in Jonesville, MI near Jackson ~

1. Head south on S Federal St toward W Van Buren St
0.2 mi
2. Turn right onto W Congress Pkwy
0.3 mi
3. Continue onto I-290 W
0.4 mi
4. Take the exit onto I-90 E/I-94 E towardIndiana
7.5 mi
5. Keep left to continue on I-90 E, follow signs for Interstate 90 Skyway E/Indiana Toll Rd

Partial toll road
Entering Indiana
28.5 mi
6. Continue onto I-80 E/I-90 E

Toll road
123 mi
7. Take exit 144 to merge onto I-69 N towardLansing

Partial toll road
Entering Michigan
15.1 mi
8. Take exit 13 for US-12 toward Quincy/Coldwater
0.3 mi
9. Turn left onto US-12 E/E Chicago St
17.2 mi
10. Turn left onto Concord Rd
4.8 mi
11. Turn right onto E Mosherville Rd
1.3 mi
12. Turn left onto Rowe Rd

Destination will be on the right
0.2 mi
Darksyde Acres Haunted House
11375 Rowe Rd
Jonesville, MI 49250

Come see us in 2013

So be sure to Come see us in 2013 as you can see we are pretty darn close to EVERYWHERE! Did you know that 80% of our guests here at DarkSyde Acres Haunted House, travel between two to four hours one way to come visit us every year?  Be sure to come out and see what has everyone dying to visit us year after year, could it be that we are one of the Biggest Haunted Houses in the world? Could it be that we are one of the Scariest Haunted Houses in Michigan? Thats UP TO YOU to decide, But whatever it is, it has our guests traveling all over Michigan, Ohio, Indiana, Wisconsin, and Illinois to come visit us during the Halloween season…. Maybe its the Hay ride, or possibly the Outdoor Maze, Its definitely not the pumpkin Patch because we don’t have one of those yet…. :)   Be sure to buckle up, drive safe and watch out for Deer…..

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