2012 Jonesville Riverfest Car Show!
Woke up bright and early and took Big Richs Big Red Frankentruck to claim a spot in the park for the big car show! I’m pretty sure it was the biggest entry there… dwarfing all other cars, trucks, baby carriages…. As always the carshow was a huge hit, with ALOT of classic cars, custom cars, bad ass trucks, motorcycles, good music, good food, lots of great people and we even seen some off roaders from Bundy Hill off road park representing!
Once we wrapped up auditions for DarkSyde Haunted House and Halloween Attractions here in Michigan, we loaded up a few car loads and headed back down to the truck to do alil promoting of our own, Darksyde style! I think some of the crowd is finally getting used to seeing our ultra tamed down version of our minions at the public events off season… 🙂
First round of 2012 Darksyde Auditions down
What started out as a normal spring morning quickly turned into something not quite right within the walls of DarkSyde Acres Haunted House here in Michigan…. 40 some Ghoulish creatures awaited their turn to show us what they could do… 2012 auditions were the best yet…. Best quote of the day……. yer Daddy broke it!
Old Man COX wants YOU! to join the DSArmy
You there, yeah you the skinny kid with the bad complexion, are you sick and tired of being unwanted, unloved, and a underachiever well then Join the DSArmy and not only will you still be all of the above, BUT you’ll get to sport one of our awesome DarkSyde Acres Haunted House window decals! Show your love for the DarkSyde today! Dont Forget Old Man Cox WANTS YOU! 
Found?
Seen on the TV last night that they found a Dead Hooker down by the river, Hell all I can say is How in the hell kin you find something that wasnt lost, I knew right where I left her…… yep each and every little piece of her.
Dear Old Daddy
Muh dear old Father told me on his death bed that the only good hooker is a dead hooker, when I asked why that was, he replied, cuz you only have to pay her once and then its free rides for all your friends…. I miss muh daddy….
What the hell, who put a dead hooker under my bed?
Woke up this morning and found a dead hooker under my bed, all I want to know is who the hell put her there……. So I kin thank him…
2 more days until 2012 Auditions!
2 days away from the 2012 auditions for Darksyde Acres Haunted House, come on out and lets see whatcha gots….. unless yer skeered! bring your A~game and leave all your inhibitions at the gate. 18 and older only.
Hooker in a tree
So all you would be lil serial killers out there want to know how to get a hooker out of a tree….. Cut the damn rope, ya dummies!
Finger found in Arbys sammich
JACKSON, MI — When her son exclaimed he found a piece of a fingerin his Arby’s junior roast beef sandwich last week, Jamie Vail thought the 14-year-old was goofing around.
He wasn’t.
In his last bites, Ryan Hart said he tasted something like rubber. It was tough to chew, and he said he spit the piece of flesh from his mouth.
“I was like, ‘that gots to be a finger,’” he said Wednesday evening from his Blackman Township home.
“I was about to puke… It was just nasty.”
Ho' Transpo'
Hell and all this time, Ive just been throwin’ em the back of my truck….
Late 1980s model tops list of most common used-cars that have dead ho’s in da trunk.
Jamwall’s Yam Sham feature from November 2005
NEW YORK, N.Y. (Banana Press Wireservice)–The 1989 Chevrolet Monte Carlo was the most common place to find a dead hooker in the trunk, according to statistics from the National Pimp’n Brotha in Trouble Bureau (NPBTB).
Of the top 10 most-frequent places to find a dead ho, six real gangsta rides. All fizzle domestic vehicles on tha list is light pimpin’ cruisers, includ’n one minivan. The NPBTB statistics is based on data from tha po-lice reports y’all.
The large numba of Monte Carlos on tha road found witta dead ho probably accounts fo` its appearance at tha top of a list like thizzis, said Mister Z, a spokesman fo` Chevrolet fo’ sheezy.
“The Monte Carlo is one motherfizzles smooth ride, good fo` tha pimps n tha johns ta accomodate they ladies,” said Grand Cracka Z.
Funky ass crome and a smooth ride have a lot to do with a vehicle’s popularity as a ho-dumping target, agreed Ditty Zam Do, a spokesman for the NPBTB. Not only are there more vehicles available to dump a dead ho, but they also have spacious trunks as well, so sit back relax new jacks get smacked.
Overall, ho dumpin statistics was down 1.9 percent compared to 2003, according to NICB. A total of 1,237,114 personal motor vehicles were reported with dead ho’s in 2004, which was 23,357 fewer than in the previous year, Dogg House Records in the motha fuckin house. The western United States, however, posted a 3.2 percent increase in vehicle/ho incidents, according to the NPBTB. Death row 187 4 life.
Types of vehicles wit da ho’s can vary by the region and state, said Ditty Zam Do. Put ya mutha fuckin choppers up if ya feel this. For example, the 1988 Ski-Doo snowmobile was one of the ten most frequent places to find a dead hooker vehicles in Maine, he said. In most Midwestern states, cars from Detroit-based cracka dominate the ho dumping grounds stats with few, if any, foreign cars making the top ten.
Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint.