Someone once asked me, what was my favorite type of Hooker………. Well der I love my Hookers BBQ’d ! heh Gotta love me some crispy pickin’s!   >:(

In yet another case of Fact is stranger than fiction we have a bonehead in Maryland arrested for eating his Room mate… Im telling you kiddies the Zombie Apocalypse is right around the fucking corner…. god dammit amateurs getting all the press…. Just cause they are to damn stupid to hide the bodies…….

JOPPATOWNE, Md. — A Morgan State University student has admitted to investigators that he consumed the heart and part of the brain of a man who was found dismembered in the student’s home. ( who in the hell , leaves part of a brain just laying around, Its not proper to not eat it in one setting!)

Alexander Kinyua, 21, has been charged with first-degree murder a week after Kujoe Bonsafo Agyei-Kodie, 37, went missing. The two men apparently shared the home in Joppatowne, an unincorporated area just outside of Baltimore, the Sun reported.

Kinyua is an electrical engineering major at Morgan State and was involved in the university’s ROTC program until January. Late Tuesday night, Kinyua’s father notified police that his son, Kinyua’s brother, discovered human remains in the basement of the house. A human head and human hands were found in metal tins.  ( Oops Grandma thats not a fruitcake)

Other remains were found in a Dumpster near a church.

Kinyua was ordered held without bail at a court appearance this afternoon. ( Bail, hell you wanna punish him, ordered him held without LUNCH! )

This horrific incidence comes within the same week of a naked man in Miami chewing another man’s face before being shot to death by police Monday and a Hackensack man stabbing himself and throwing bits of intestines at police Tuesday. ( yep the End is near you doomsayers! )

Holy shitfuckhell, I keeps telling yalls that Life is stranger than fiction,  This is the stuff we cant make up at our Haunted House, not even on Halloween.

In a grisly attack that resembled something out of a horror movie, a naked man was discovered in downtown Miami on Saturday, May 26, in the process of chewing off the face of another man.  The attacker, who had already devoured the victim’s eyes, nose and ears, growled at a police officer, who shot him several times after numerous orders to desist. The victim was left fighting for his life, with 75% of his face missing.

The bizarre incident unfolded around 2 p.m. on a sun-drenched pedestrian ramp next to a freeway. A passing cyclist who witnessed the brutal assault couldn’t believe his eyes when he saw two naked men lying on the ground, one gnawing on the face of the other.

“The guy was like tearing him to pieces with his mouth, so I told him, ‘Get off!’ ” the cyclist, Larry Vega, told Miami’s News. ”The guy just kept eating the other guy away, like ripping his skin.”

Vega quickly alerted a passing police officer, who attempted to stop the attack. ”[The] police officer came over, told him several times to get off, and a police officer climbed over the divider and got in front of him and said, ‘Get off!’  and told him several times, and the guy just stood his head up like that, with a piece of flesh in his mouth, and growled,” recalled Vega.

When the man refused to back away, the officer shot him once. He continued biting, however, stopping only after several more shots were fired, eventually killing him.

The victim, an unidentified homeless man, was rushed to a hospital, with critical injuries. The skin on his face was ripped off, his eyes gouged and his nose mauled, leaving only his goatee.

Police suspect that the attacker, who has been identified as 31-year-old Rudy Eugene, had overdosed on a new, potent form of LSD. An ER doctor, meanwhile, told NBC that Eugene may have been high on “bath salts” — “a drug with amphetamine-like chemicals, nicknamed after the product it resembles.”  Whatever the explanation, it’s extremely likely that drugs were involved somehow. “Whenever we see that a person has taken all of his clothes off and has become violent, it’s indicative of this excited delirium that’s caused by overdose of drugs,” says Armando Aguilar of the Miami Fraternal Order of Police. “What’s happening is, inside their body, their organs are burning up alive.”

The Herald, whose offices are close to where the attack took place, released video footage of the grisly assault captured on their surveillance cameras.

“[It was] one of the most gruesome things I have ever seen in my life in person,” said Vega. ”You know, you see these things in the movies, but when you see it in person, it’s pretty traumatic
Heh Just another day in the life of a face eating Zombie!   

So I gots me one of those damn Asian Hookers that everyone keeps talking about…. I dont see what the fuss is all about, in fact its pretty damn annoying that After I kills me one, a Hour Later I want to kills me another one…