So WHAT do YOU want?

What Do You Want in a Haunted House?

Every year we ask our guests what they WANT out of a Haunted House, and Every year we oblige!

You wanted BIGGER! Darksyde made it BIGGER and added even MORE !

You wanted DARKER! We Created the RUSTHOLE, Michigan’s Largest and DARKEST black maze.

You wanted INDOOR WAITING! DarkSyde Created the QUELINE with over 5000 square feet of Interactive indoor waiting.

You wanted PROFESSIONAL FX and SET DESIGN! We brought Bodybag Entertainment and Raven’s Wolf together to create a surreal experience you will NEVER forget. 

You wanted  a FAMILY FRIENDLY attraction! We Added an OUTDOOR MAZE and HAY RIDE, designed specifically for the Family.

You wanted AFFORDABILTY! We reworked our Ticket Pricing and combo offers to accomodate EVERYONE.

Thats Right YOU SPOKE, Darksyde Acres Haunted House and Attractions LISTENED!

 

ParanOrmal Activity at DarkSyde

ParanOrmal Activity in Michigan

As many of you already know, DarkSyde Acres Haunted House is not only a seasonal Haunted House Attraction that is open for Halloween and other events , It is also actually Haunted. We have had many Paranormal groups out in the past few years and all have recovered evidence to back our claims and many of said that DarkSyde is a one of the Hottest spots for Paranormal activity they have found in Michigan.

We do not notice the day to day Paranormal activity at this point because its so abundant, BUT every now and again something happens that gets us and Ive decided to start posting these paranormal moments in the blog .

While sitting in the Office  last night promoting the Vote 4 best in metro Detroit contest, Atalie came in explaining that once again she thought we were messing with her while she was in the trailer. Apparently the TV turned on, and when she went to see who was there it turned off. She made quick haste out of the Trailer and into the office to let us know, ( Atalie doesnt like the activity at all and refuses to go into the buildings alone)  While she was telling us about the incident, the light switch flipped off and left us all in the dark in the office, except for the glow from the monitor.

Got to love Paranormal activity on a day to day basis.

The location of  Paranormal activity in Michigan

Haunted House prepares to open in Michigan

With only 28 days remaining until DarkSyde acres Haunted House in Jonesville, Michigan, opens its gates to kick off the 2012 Halloween Season. Our scary crew of misfit Pirates, Zombies, ghouls, and girls are busy working around the clock to get everything in perfect order for our guests, that are brave enough to venture into the Darksyde. For the thousands of haunt goers in Michigan that have been to the Darksyde in years prior , you will be pleasantly surprised with all of the new and improved areas of the indoor attractions, you will definitely be getting your moneys worth and then some this year at Darksyde.

Now with more Haunted Scares for this Halloween!

Not only have we added more scare zones, and even more detail to the haunts, we have also been busy busting our rotted rumps on an all new for 2012 outdoor maze and hayride. So this year there is something for the entire family to experience while at DarkSyde Acres Haunted house.

a scary monster inside the hauntWith Nearly 40 Acres of Property, and over 70,000 square feet of indoor in your face terror, our guests will experience nearly a full mile of scares while walking through our 3 indoor Haunted Houses, For the 2012 Halloween Season, we have decided with the impending end of the world, we better not hold anything back and will be letting loose with both barrels this Halloween!  Speaking of Barrels, wait until you get a chance to shoot our zombies with our all new Military grade Paintball guns, these things are brutal and if you ever wondered what scares a zombie, well let me tell you these things do. As soon as you unleash a few dozen rounds, our zombies will be scrambling for the hills.

Come on out and see what everyone in Michigan is Screaming about  and see the all of the new additions at DarkSyde Acres Haunted House for 2012, we open on September 22, 2012 at 7:30.   We’ll be waiting for you!

MotorCity MadMan!

Did YOU know that DarkSyde Acres Haunted House is located under 2 miles away from The MotorCity MadMan Ted Nugent’s Michigan Ranch. Its literally right around the corner from us.

If you facebook search Ted Nugent’s Michigan ranch, it lists DarkSyde as the Closest haunted attraction. Thats pretty cool. Now if I could only get the Nuge out for a visit thru the Haunt. Wonder what he’s doing this Halloween….. 🙂  Not like we dont have anything in common… both from Detroit, both hunt, both are billybadasses, and we both ended up out here in the middle of the boonies!

  Oh Ted……come to the DarkSyde… we have cookies!Ted Nugent's Michigan ranch close to this attraction in Michigan

Midwest Haunters Convention Haunt Tour @ DarkSyde

On June 6th, 2012 over 200 Haunted House owners and Haunt enthusiasts from all over the world boarded 4 tour buses, to tour 10 haunted houses, in 2 days. Their first stop was DarkSyde Acres Haunted House and Attractions in Michigan…. Here’s what they had to say!   Special Thanks to OddMan from Madworld Radio for conducting the interviews and creating this video.   Thanks to everyone that came out.

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Grandpa Cox's Haunted Hayride

NEW for 2012  DarkSyde Acres Haunted House and Attractions proudly presents Grandpa Cox’s Haunted Hayride.

 

Join us for a Journey thru the DarkSyde…  Fun for all ages, and family friendly, so bring the kids out and Gramma too this Halloween season!  Nows your chance to take a nice quiet Hayride thru the back 40 at DarkSyde Acres haunted House and Halloween Attractions in Michigan.

Halloween Hayride in Michigan

Fire at Valley of Fear

Haunted House Fire

A haunted house named Valley of Fear at a Bucks County swim club has burned down.
Our Thoughts are with the Owners and Staff during this time. It seems as though
every year a Haunted house burns down off season, during construction or vandals
A few years ago it was the Homer Mill in Michigan, and then the Talon Falls Haunted
House in Kentucky.

The fire was reported just after 1:00 p.m. Wednesday at the Phoenix Swim Club at
301 West Bristol Road in Lower Southampton.
Firefighters say, when they arrived, they found that the haunted attraction used
for Halloween was fully engulfed in flames.
 a decorative skeleton still hanging on a piece of the building with smoldering
 rubble all around.
The fire department was able to get the fire under control after about half an
hour.The owner of the Valley of Fear in Feasterville says it happened as some of
his employees were getting the two haunted houses ready for the up-coming
season.A spark went off from some equipment they were working with,
and by the time they got the fire extinguisher,the extinguisher couldn't put it
out and the fire just spread quickly," explained owner Tom Yaeger.
The fire was able to spread as quickly as it did because these attractions were
filled with props made of wood and burlap.
The Haunted Pirate Ship, seen in these photos, suffered the worst of it.
The charred mast is just about all that remains.
A short time after fire crews doused the flames, Valley of Fear employees
gathered to assess the damage,and hope for the best.
"Every year it has been a really fun place to work,
you meet a lot of great people, you have a lot of
great memories, and when you see something like this it hits you,"
said Chris Maher.
The good news is that despite the set-back, the Valley of Fear will
re-open for the season on time on
September 28th.
"We'll probably have one haunted house instead of two," Yaegel said.
"But it will be good,and the other two attractions, the hayride
and the haunted walk will be expanded."
Two responding firefighters were treated for heat exhaustion,
but both are expected to fully recover.

Dumping Bodies in Detroit

Hmmmmmm Dumping Bodies down in Detroit… Why the heck didnt I think of that? Oh thats right , cuz its to darn far away! Besides that when and If I were to allegedly dispose of a Body, I would take all the proper care in posing her up all nice and purty…. But just letting all of them Bodies go to waste is a crime!

 

According to the NEWS ~From the street, the two decomposing bodies were nearly invisible, concealed in an overgrown lot alongside worn-out car tires and a moldy sofa. The teenagers had been shot, stripped to their underwear and left on a deserted block.

They were just the latest victims of foul play whose remains went undiscovered for days after being hidden deep inside Detroit’s vast urban wilderness — a crumbling wasteland rarely visited by outsiders and infrequently patrolled by police.

Abandoned and neglected parts of the city are quickly becoming dumping grounds for the dead — at least a dozen bodies in 12 months’ time. And authorities acknowledge there’s little they can do.

“You can shoot a person, dump a body and it may just go unsolved” because of the time it may take for the corpse to be found, officer John Garner said.

The bodies have been purposely hidden or discarded in alleys, fields, vacant houses, abandoned garages and even a canal. Seven of the victims are believed to have been slain outside Detroit and then dumped within the city.

It’s a pattern made possible by more than four decades of urban decay and suburban flight. White residents started moving to burgeoning suburbs in the 1950s, then stepped up their exodus after a deadly 1967 race riot. Detroit’s black middle class followed over the next two decades, leaving block after block of empty homes.

Over time, tens of thousands of houses deteriorated. Some collapsed, others were demolished. Empty lots gave way to block-long fields.

Jacob Kudla and Jourdan Bobbish were found July 27 in a field off Lyford Street, a lonely road that borders an industrial area and a small municipal airport. The teens from suburban Westland, 18 and 17, respectively, had been visiting Kudla’s uncle in Detroit when they disappeared July 22.

Their corpses were found by someone walking along the desolate block. The closest house, about 100 yards away, belongs to 74-year-old Ella Dunn.

Over the last 24 years, she has watched nearly all her neighbors move out. Now she constantly hears people dumping tires, furniture and trash.

A nearby parking lot resembles a small landfill for junk — a coloring book based on Bible characters, a yellow toilet, furniture, shoes and five boats.

“Detroit is a dumping ground for a lot of stuff,” said Margaret Dewar, professor of urban and regional planning at the University of Michigan. “There is no one to watch. There is no capacity to enforce laws about dumping. There is a perception you can dump and no one will report it.”

In mid-July, the decapitated bodies of a couple were pulled from the Detroit River and a nearby canal. Authorities say they were shot and dismembered in their home in suburban Allen Park, then driven to a little-used Detroit park and dumped in the water. A man who lived with them is charged in the slayings.

The bodies of two Hamtramck women were discovered in March buried in a neglected Detroit park. Five men are accused in the murders.

Back in December, the bodies of two women were found in a car parked near a vacant house. Six days later, the badly burned remains of two other women turned up in a car trunk. Police believe all were killed elsewhere and dumped in Detroit. A man from suburban Sterling Heights has been charged.

Detroit has more than 30,000 vacant houses, and the deficit-strangled city has no resources of its own to level them. Mayor Dave Bing is promoting a plan to tear down as many as possible using federal money. The state is also contributing to the effort.

But it’s hard to keep up. About a quarter-million people moved out of Detroit between 2000 and 2010, leaving just over 700,000 residents in a city built for 2 million.  This Stat Makes Old Man COX very sad!

Census figures from two years ago show 793 people living on Lyford and the other 20 or so streets near the Coleman A. Young airport. Two decades earlier, about 2,900 people lived there.

Dunn’s modest home is one of only three on the block that are still occupied.

“I couldn’t move if I wanted to,” she said. “They don’t want to give you any money for your house.”

On Tuesday, a patrol car slowly rolled by. Officers are more visible after the teens’ bodies were found, Dunn added.

A larger police presence is needed across the city, but Detroit can’t afford to hire more. The city recently cut police pay by 10 percent.

When he joined the department 13 years ago, Garner patrolled a 3.6-square-mile area in the tough 3rd Precinct, bumping into another officer every 20 minutes. Now he covers 22 square miles and crosses paths with other officers “maybe once every two hours.”

“If we know this, the criminals know this,” Garner said.

Sparse patrols and slow response times make it less likely that someone will be seen dumping a body.

“Years back, people would go to rural areas” to dump bodies, said Daniel Kennedy, a Michigan-based forensic criminologist. “Now we have rural areas in urban areas.”

Detroit’s reputation as a violent city with one of the highest crime rates in the country also works against it.

The body of a woman from wealthy Grosse Pointe Park was found in January in her vehicle in a Detroit alley. The marketing executive was apparently killed in the garage of her upscale suburban home, but left in the city. A family handyman has been charged.

If a body shows up in Grosse Pointe, Kennedy said, “those officers are sitting around waiting for something to happen, and they are all over it.”

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Our thoughts and prayers go out to the deceased Families in the above article

 

Got poop?

Want to Work at a Haunted House in Michigan?

Hey there Kiddies, Its your good ole Buddy Bodybags! so you wanna work at a Haunted House this fall? Do you like scaring the crap out of people and watching them hit the floor?  Is there something about the fresh smell of urine that makes you giggle? Then fill out a application to become part of  Michigans Largest and Fastest Growing Haunted House and Attractions.  DarkSyde is currently seeking High Energy individuals for the following placements. Actors, Parking attendants, Security, Zombie Paintball and Guest Relations.   Looking forward to seeing what you can do!

working at a haunted house

 

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DarkSyde Acres is IN!

Just ran a analytics check on our website www.DarkSydeAcres.com to compare traffic from last year to this year…. WOW! Brooklyn traffic is up 11,900% from 2011, Novi is up 4,800% Over all Unique Traffic is up over 400% The Word is OUT and DarkSyde is IN!  Looking forward to scaring a whole bunch of new faces this halloween season!

 

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