Tired of the word NO?

Hey you there, Yeah that guy… you know who Im talking to, you lil squirrely bastard, are you sick and tired of being alone every night, tired of the constant rejection from the opposite sex?  well why not do what Old Man Cox does, sit back and crack open a stiff one… cuz remember Dead Girls dont say NO,  Plus if properly cared for they last forever and ever and ever… While yer at it, she if shes got a friend for old man Coxy…. >:)