Testical Eating Fish

First we heard about Crazed naked Face eating Bath salting snorting zombies, 2 year old children raising from the dead at their own funeral,then there was the case of the mummified man found in nearby Jackson, Now we’ve crossed the line by Testical eating Fish in Illinois!  Thinking if I had a room full of these fish at the haunted House this halloween, Im guaranteed to scare the crap out of every guy that visits!

Below is a article pulled from the internet.

When biologists say the pacu fish eats nuts, they may be correct in more ways than one.

The pacu, a toothy fish that can weigh up to 55 pounds, has been spotted in Lake Lou Yaeger in Illinois, ksds reports.

Responding to a report that a fisherman had reeled in a piranha on June 7, lake superintendent Jim Caldwell brought the fish to the Illinois Department of Natural Resources, where it was identified as a pacu. Some reports say another pacu was seen a couple of weeks later.

Caldwell said he is still swimming in the lake nearly every day. Pacus primarily eat nuts, aquatic vegetation and snails, he told KDSK, and pose no real threat to humans.

Residents of Papua New Guinea may beg to differ. There, according to British fisherman Jeremy Wade, the pacu is known as the “ball cutter.” In 2011, Wade said locals informed him that two fisherman had died from blood loss after something in the water had bitten off their testicles,  according to the metro

“The locals told me that this thing was like a human in the water, biting at the testicles of fishermen,” Wade said.

Wade determined that the perpetrator was the pacu, which is known for having human-like teeth. The angler did note that such attacks are uncommon, the daily mail reports.


All i gots to say is, if’n I see a fish eyeballing my sack, he better bring a friend or two, cuz Old Man Cox aint going ball-less or anyone!scary teeth of Testical eating fish

One Response to Testical Eating Fish

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.