Old Man Cox Interviews a Haunted House in Michigan, Character: Inside the mind of a Monster

Inside the Mind of a Monster: An Interview with a Darksyde Acres in Michigan Haunted House Character

Ok Once again Its Old Man Cox, and I’m here to interview a Monster from DarkSyde Acres Haunted House in Michigan to see whats on his mind, everyone please give a warm welcome to Bubbles, many of you may know him from your visits to DarkSyde Acres Haunted House in Jonesville, Michigan.


Interview with michigan haunted house clown

So lets start with something simple, whats your name? Bubbles.
Bubbles is a interesting choice of names, Your parents must have had such high hopes for you.
Where were you born? In the mind of a psycho.
Holy crap boy, we might be Kin’
Where are you from? Homer, Michigan originally. I live in south Texas now.
Nope, we ain’t kin folk, nothing comes out of Texas, but Steers and …… and those Clown Horns don’t count boy….
What was your family dynamic? Momma, is it time to find a new daddy again.
Stop calling me daddy and tell your mother to stop calling me period, no seriously tell her to stop calling….
How was your childhood? Great. I made friends all the time. although I could never figure out what to do with the left over parts.
Sharing is caring, pass me one of those dang legs.
What was the most traumatizing event in your life? Your face.
Ouch! Its obvious that you don’t play well with others. I am a sensitive flower, now take it back!
What brought you here to DarkSyde Acres Haunted House? A glorious angel named Old Man Cox.
You like me, you really like me, now who the heck are you calling an Angel, sparkle panties?
Which of the 7 different haunted attractions can you be found lurking within? Klown Room
And that is reason number 436 that I stay out of the clown room at DarkSyde Acres Haunted House.

Haunted House in Michigan DarkSyde Acres Character info


Lets get a little bit of info about your duties at Darksyde Acres Haunted House in Michigan
What is your official title at DarkSyde Acres Haunted House in Michigan? Former Klown Room Team Leader, now random guest actor when I can make it back to DSA.
Oh brother, I bet the TSA just loves going through your bags at the airport but from what I understand Bubbles, you will always be the Klown room team leader, why you’re a legend in Michigan haunted house history.
How long have you been scaring at DarkSyde Acres Haunted House? 6 years, I think. Not nearly long enough.
That sounds about right, and we look forward to seeing you again in 2015
Have you ever worked at another Haunted House? Yes, but not as an actor, as security.
That is just crazy talk, who in their right mind hires a clown to do security?
How do you feel towards other people? I love people. I just want to give them hugs and never let them go.
I know how you feel, Ive got a truck load of them myself as we speak. That reminds me, a few of them are getting kind of ripe, if you know what I mean.
How do they regard you? They want me to let them go.


Haunted house in Michigan clown grabs girl

Yeah well, we all can’t get what we want all the dang time, Right Bubbles?
Is there anyone/anything you absolutely despise? Zombies. They taste funny.
Funny thing is that is what the Zombies in the Catacombs haunted house said about the Clowns in klowntown
What makes you unique/different? I’m a Klown, duh.
No doubt about it, you big shoe wearing, red nose blowing, horn tooting, butt grabbing Klowns are something else.
Do you have a special scare tactic? Pretending to be a prop is fun. I like to convince people I’m not real and then boom. I also enjoy sneaking up on people and getting them from behind.
And that whole getting people from behind is reason number 437 why I just refuse to go into the clown room at DarkSyde Acres Haunted House, I has an outty and it’s going to stay that way!


a haunted house in Michigan prop

What is your favorite type of Guest to scare? The D-Bag who’s trying to act tough.
Ah yes, the tough guys, aren’t they just adorable? It seems to me that they are usually the ones tossing salads and little babies at the guys and ghouls in the haunted house, while they run the other way.
Have you ever made someone poop their pants? We’ve had some poopers in the Klown Room, but it’s from all the anal trauma.
And here we have reason 438 why I dont go in the clown room, you klowns ain’t right in the head.
Do you have a all time favorite Scare memory? I was waiting in the hall for a group, standing against the wall pretending to be a prop. The D-Bag of the group ran ahead of his group to try and scare them. He came into the hall and stood against the wall directly across from me and waited for his friends, so I waited too. As the rest of the group came through the sheet into the hallway he jumped out and yelled “BOO”. They screamed, he laughed, it was beautiful. When they all settled down I slammed my hands against the metal wall and shot towards them screaming “My Turn”, they all hit the floor, including the guy who was just standing 4 foot away from me. He was screening ” Oh my God, I thought it was fake.


clown at haunted house in Michigan

That was a great story Bubbles, Thank you for taking the time to share a little bit of what goes on in that helium filled head of yours. People often ask me if DarkSyde Acres Haunted House, has clowns and I can honestly tell them that we don’t have one clown at DSA. Clowns are for Circuses and Birthday parties and we don’t gots none of those…. Now Klownes on the other hand are a totally different breed of critter and those we got to many of.Thank you Everyone for visiting the http://darksydeacres.com blog and we hope to see you during the 2015 Halloween Haunted House season.