Ho' Transpo'

Hell and all this time, Ive just been throwin’ em the back of my truck….

Late 1980s model tops list of most common used-cars that have dead ho’s in da trunk. 

Jamwall’s Yam Sham feature from November 2005

NEW YORK, N.Y. (Banana Press Wireservice)–The 1989 Chevrolet Monte Carlo was the most common place to find a dead hooker in the trunk, according to statistics from the National Pimp’n Brotha in Trouble Bureau (NPBTB).

Of the top 10 most-frequent places to find a dead ho, six real gangsta rides. All fizzle domestic vehicles on tha list is light pimpin’ cruisers, includ’n one minivan. The NPBTB statistics is based on data from tha po-lice reports y’all.

The large numba of Monte Carlos on tha road found witta dead ho probably accounts fo` its appearance at tha top of a list like thizzis, said Mister Z, a spokesman fo` Chevrolet fo’ sheezy.

“The Monte Carlo is one motherfizzles smooth ride, good fo` tha pimps n tha johns ta accomodate they ladies,” said Grand Cracka Z.

Funky ass crome and a smooth ride have a lot to do with a vehicle’s popularity as a ho-dumping target, agreed Ditty Zam Do, a spokesman for the NPBTB. Not only are there more vehicles available to dump a dead ho, but they also have spacious trunks as well, so sit back relax new jacks get smacked.

Overall, ho dumpin statistics was down 1.9 percent compared to 2003, according to NICB. A total of 1,237,114 personal motor vehicles were reported with dead ho’s in 2004, which was 23,357 fewer than in the previous year, Dogg House Records in the motha fuckin house. The western United States, however, posted a 3.2 percent increase in vehicle/ho incidents, according to the NPBTB. Death row 187 4 life.

Types of vehicles wit da ho’s can vary by the region and state, said Ditty Zam Do. Put ya mutha fuckin choppers up if ya feel this. For example, the 1988 Ski-Doo snowmobile was one of the ten most frequent places to find a dead hooker vehicles in Maine, he said. In most Midwestern states, cars from Detroit-based cracka dominate the ho dumping grounds stats with few, if any, foreign cars making the top ten.

Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint.