Gearing up for 2013 Haunted House Season

 Haunted House  2013 Season Gearing up

As time slips by, and the 2013 Halloween season  quickly approaches, It’s time for DarkSyde Acres Haunted House to start going into overdrive to gear up and tweak the final details for the Haunted House. As with every year, our Haunted House has made some changes for our guests. Big Changes are happening to ensure that we stay one of the worlds largest Haunted House’s right here in your own Backyard, in the Michigan, ohio, and Indiana market.  Our Guests are the best Haunted house guests in the whole world and we want to make sure we keep stepping up our game, to make DarkSyde Acres the scariest Haunted house in Michigan just for YOU!

New DarkSyde Carnivale in our 2013 Midway

New for 2013 will be the Midway DarkSyde Carnivale, which will feature a Demented Ringmaster and his group of traveling deviants. They Arrived a few weeks ago and have been making our lives a living nightmare. Aside from The Ringmaster, there is a old Gypsy queen, who will read your fortune within her Gypsy wagon, a old time Block head, jugglers, glass walkers, fire eaters, sword swallowers and more…. All I can say is watch your wallets, because I think there is more than meets the eyes with this bunch of evil carnies.

3 Extreme indoor Haunted Houses and more.

As always DarkSyde Acres Haunted House and Attractions has 3 indoor Extreme Haunted Houses, our Indoor Haunted Houses are Not for the Faint of Heart or young children, We push the envelope on every subject matter. Extreme Violence is depicted, Extreme Gore is depicted, Extreme situations , we say Extreme, we do not take the word lightly. If you want to visit a Scary Haunted house in michigan in 2013 this Halloween , then come on out and find out what Got DarkSyde Acres Voted Best Haunted house in Multiple categories in 2012. 
A word of Advice , you better come prepared when Boarding the Haunted Ghost ship, The Dark Abyss, lest you become stew for the crew. It seems they are always on the lookout for a bot of Fresh Meat pie. 

Within the Dark Abyss’ Haunted Hull, you can run but you cannot Hide, you’ll never know which hallway will lead you to your uncertain death, or perhaps you’ll find The Dreaded captain Carcass’s treasure room.

But either way you turn, you’re sure to have a great time getting the crap scared out  of you aboard the Dark Abyss , 1 of 3 Extreme haunted Houses at DarkSyde.

Speaking of the undead, don’t forget to check out the Catacombs while our Haunted House this Halloween. While the smallest of our 3 indoor haunted houses, its not  for the chicken livered, The Catacombs Haunted House is Packed full of Zombies that want nothing more than to dismember you and pick up the pieces afterwards to beat their next victim senseless. 

These rude and crude, Zombies are lead by a scary Zombie who goes by the name Richter Mortis and he is sure to leave a lump in your shorts. 

There is so much to see and so little time, so you better Run not only to see everything at one of the worlds biggest Haunted Houses but your life may depend on it, remember you dont have to run fast to survive the night, you just have to run faster than your friends.

 

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