Friday The 13th Haunted House

Haunted House on Friday the 13th

Thats Right! On Friday the 13th, DarkSyde Acres Haunted House will be prying open her rusted shut Gates, and kicking off the 2013 Michigan Haunted House season in typical DarkSyde Style with an extreme twist. Friday the 13th will be our eighteen and older night with no exceptions and valid Identification required at the Ticket booth. The Gates will open at eight O’clock, the Ticket booth will open at  eight Thirty and the show will start at Nine O’clock and Run until Midnight or until the last Guest goes thru.

Three Haunted Houses for  Twenty Dollars

Twenty Dollars for three Haunted Houses with over  seventy Thousand square feet of in your face horrors plus our Indoor Interactive waiting area that is nearly six thousand square feet huge, where our resident ghouls, girls and depraved degenerates will keep you entertained while you wait your turn to embrace your DarkSyde! Come see what Makes DarkSyde Acres Haunted house the most EXTREME haunted House in Michigan and one of the worlds Largest Haunted Houses in 2013.  Be sure to visit the DarkSyde Carnivale, in our midway, where you  can enjoy a bonfire, and keep an eye on those pesky europeans for us, They moved onto the property last month and refuse to leave, Constantly making noise and keeping us up all night with their hooting and hollering perfecting their skills of Fire Breathing, sword swallowing, fortune telling and who knows what else.

Tell a friend, send an enemy

Yep, tell a friend and send an enemy, we’ll take care of the rest! Our Ghoulish Girls will lure them into a dark Hallway where Old man Cox awaits with a club and a shovel. Just kidding the Hallway isn’t really all that dark. See you on friday the thirteenth and lets kick off the 2013 Halloween season off with a Bang! 

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