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Wild Mustang Ranch

Just Ran the Vinyl for the  DarkSyde Acres “Wild Mustang Ranch” sign on the Horse barn…. While Im at it, Ill be running a few more DarkSyde Acres haunted House window decals….. Contact Rob, if you would like to help Promote DarkSyde by sporting one of these bad boys on your ride.

For those of you that dont Know, DarkSyde is Home to 13 Horses in Michigan,  6 of which are wild mustangs and 5 are rescues, The Horses are what makes living at DarkSyde bearable!  The Wild Mustangs keep life interesting  to say the least, Atalie was the first person to ever ride on 2 of them ever.

Wakey Wakey my ass….

There I was fast asleep, dreaming of puppy dogs and frigging butterflies when all of a sudden I was awakened to a bloodied Hooker running and screaming all over the damn farm,  What was I to do?  Well I’ll tell you what I did, I shot her AGAIN!   Mental note to self: Double Tap then double check to prevent this from happening again! 

Birthday Beatings!

Birthday Beatings to DarkSyde Acres Haunted House very own Brittany and Dr.Ickk, Many of you may not know this but they are a very rare form of TWINS born 17 years apart by different mothers, the general statistic of this type of twin is 1 in never and can only be seen at DarkSyde Acres in 2012! Hope you both have a safe and enjoyable bday!

Another Day Down, at DarkSyde Acres!

Shane From www.ravens-wolf.com  was commissioned to create some amazing Signage for our Haunted Attractions as well a redesign in the RustHole, The First Sign went up today and it looks AMAZING!  Atalie Finished detailing her Landscaping at the Rusty Anchor, it looks GREAT! Big Rich and I finished up the Driveway this morning, Jen and Will, started on the Punch list of things to get wrapped up before the MHC…. Special Thanks to Jen for Brushing ALL The Horses, They look SPARKLY!

Onions and Hookers….

Do you know the damn Difference between an Onion and a Hooker? First off if you dont, remind me to never let yer ass make me a salad… BUT The Main difference between an Onion and a hooker is that you dont cry when chopping up a hooker… >:(

Loving her to Pieces

Sitting here this morning, having me a pot of coffee, I reflected back on my youth and my first love…….. Damn I loved that girl to pieces…. Literally, before I was done with her, there wuz a piece here and a piece there and a couple pieces down by the pit…..

26 Tons of Gravel later

Thanks BIG RICH for all your help with the New oversized Gravel Driveway at DarkSyde Acres Haunted House in Michigan, 26 Tons later the Driveway is now coming together to insure a smooth entryway and no more MUD HOLES!

Another day down, and a new one on its way!

Had alot of extra hands on deck yesterday and knocked out alot of Grunt work outside the Haunted houses, Thanks to Paige, Jake, Zach, Judi, Ickk, and he that shall not be named for all of your hard work and dedication!  Shane of Http://www.ravens-wolf.com and I have been working non-stop on revamping much of  indoor Attractions.  It never fails to amaze me how big DarkSyde Acres Haunted House actually is, and I am constantly reminded when it takes me 15-20 minutes to go get the tool I forgot to grab… 🙂 When I say Grab, I actually mean FIND after the Paranormal Entities remove and hide said tool!

Today Big Rich and I will be working outside on the Driveway, we are widening it to 20 feet and laying gravel. yay No more MudHoles!

Finally DarkSyde welcomes Jen and Will from Wicked Jester in Indiana, They came out for a lil R&R and to lend a hand when needed!

No Holds Barred Haunted House at DarkSyde Acres June 6th

On June 6th, DarkSyde Acres Haunted House in Michigan wont be holding anything back! Join us as we kick off the Midwest haunters Convention PRE con Haunt tour….  Darksyde will be visited by Professional Haunters from all over the midwest as they tour 10 haunted Houses on a 2 day bus trip.  Being Industry Peers, we have to go above and beyond the standard norm for Haunted houses, so if your feeling like you need a little MORE out of  life and want to see how the other half gets it…. come on out and see us…. Darksyde will be open from 2pm to 7 pm June 6th, 2012

Necrophilia?

Necrophilia? Hell she wasnt dead when we started !