Not so happily married…….

Dont you jest hate it when,  Your damn wife of way to many damn years has more hair on her chin then you do on top of your head?  And then the damn smelly ass old hen wonders why I prefer the company of my Hogs…..

This Hooker done went bad…

Dont you just hate it when you pay good damn money for a hooker, and she doesnt even last 4 days in the freezer?

2012 Jonesville Riverfest

 Coming NEXT weekend is the Jonesville Riverfest in Michigan, starting Friday, May 18th, 2012 through Sunday, May 20th, 2012
In Downtown Jonesville

 They've got Canoe and kayak races, car show, arts and crafts show, Jonesville, Michigan Fire Dept Chicken BBQ, Grosvenor House Museum activities, SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE! 

If your Lucky you may even see one or two of those creepy ghouls from DarkSyde Acres lurking about.

For more information visit www.jonesvilleriverfest.org

Never trust a hog

Damn Hogs ate half my hooker…. Luckily they left me the good parts…

Old Man Cox's Daily Rant and Rave

Coming soon to a Blog near you, OK actually to this Blog but you get the picture… Old Man Cox in all his depravity will be Blogging much to the dismay of the crew at DarkSyde Acres Haunted House, Who knew he could even use a computer… sheesh, I don’t think this is going to end well for anyone.  NOTE~ The views and opinions expressed in the media, articles or comments of OLD MAN COX  do not necessarily reflect the views and opinions of DarkSyde Acres Haunted House

Not Just Haunted House work this week

We took a  few days off this week from working on the indoor haunted houses to work on some projects outside, we are running Fence around the the outer perimeter so we can turn our Horses loose up top… They are gonna go nuts on that field grass…..Unfortunately trying to fence in nearly 40 acres may take awhile due to the outer property line being a treeline….. 🙂  We spent most of yesterday expanding and prepping the front driveway for  Gravel, ( 20 foot gate and 27 foot roadway access, to allow in out traffic.) No more mud hole and off road course in the near future. Add in  over 800 feet of Water lines ran to the midway area and living areas and life at DarkSyde outside the Haunted Houses is really moving forward in 2012.

Now don’t you fret and don’t you frown, because yes we have still been working on the Haunted Houses too.  For those of you that have been here before, Im 100% positive you will be blown away with all the new add-ons. For those of you that have never been to the Darksyde, all I can say is your’e gonna get it!  DarkSyde tends to do things a little differently and your’e going to like it!

In closing just want to say thank you for everyone that has came out this year and gave us a hand.  We appreciate it!

 

MHC 2012 precon haunt tour with DarkSyde Acres

Under a month away from the Midwest Haunters Convention pre con Haunt tour.

Haunters from all over the Midwest will be boarding buses in Columbus, Ohio and heading to Michigan on June 6th to to begin a 2 day 10 Haunt experience. DarkSyde Acres In Jonesville Michiagn will be kicking off the Tour , starting about 2:00 pm that afternoon, after DarkSyde the buses will head to Jackson MI to Jacksons underworld haunted house owned and operated by the creators of the late Homer Mill. Haunters will then head to Pontiac and visit EREBUS Haunted House, once the Guinness world record holder for largest indoor haunted house.  After a overnight stay in Pontiac, Michigan they will visit Realm of Darkness, and off to the flint area to visit Exit 13, St. Lucifers, and The Crypt!  All good things most come to an end and off to Ohio the buses will head, to visit 3 great Haunted House , Terror town in Maumee, Then one of my Favorites, Dimensions of Darkness also in Maumee, and then ending with the Fear Factory in Findlay….. Before calling it a day and heading back to Columbus. Im sure they will all be sleeping  on the ride back.   If you are not interested in taking the bus tour BUT would still like to visit a couple of Haunts on the tour. Tickets will be sold at the Box Office of each attraction for general public. Come out and see us….. bring a friend, Leave a enemy….

Great Lakes Fright Fest June 1,2,3 2012

12th Annual Great Lakes FrightFest!

June 1, 2, & 3, 2012 Good News ! ! !

Great Lakes FrightFest is the weekend before Midwest Haunters Convention (MHC) this year.

This way if you are so inclined you can attend both events and not miss anything. What a great way to jump start your summer. THEY WILL BE HOSTING THE ANNUAL HAUNTERS AGAINST HUNGER HAUNTED HOUSE & CHILDREN’S HAUNTED HOUSE CAN FOOD DRIVE! So bring some canned food and help support a GREAT cause! Great Lakes FrightFest is an annual haunters get-together for home and pro haunters alike. Located at a campground in South East Michigan. Events include; show and tells, demos, make and takes, a pot luck dinner, raffle and door prizes, and events for the kids. Please see our information page for answers to many frequently asked questions. Proceeds to benefit St. Anne’s Parish Food Bank and Monroe County Humane Society. Last year they collected over 2000 food items. Plus 1000 more for the humane society. This year they want to that exceed that goal, but they need your help! If you plan to attend we urge you to go to our registration page and pre-register for GLFF 2012. If you plan on camping we really urge you to contact the camp owners by phone ASAP, the site are filling up fast. For More info visit http://greatlakesfrightfest.com/

All in a days work at DarkSyde Acres

So As many of you Know, DarkSyde Acres haunt is continuing to grow in leaps and bounds, We are adding a family friendly Hayride, as well as a Family friendly outdoor maze to our line up. Our Ghastly Ghouls and brain dead minions are also hard at work doing the day to day grind of totally revamping the existing 3 indoor Haunted houses, We have already added over 300 linear feet to the Attraction and are added a all new for 2012 CDC “Center for Disease Control” add~on to the Catacombs Haunted House. Plus we’ve doubled the size of Zombie Paintball and added a second paintball attraction where you can shoot killer clowns.  We will be using this cateGORY to keep you up to date on all the Day to Day progress at DarkSyde Acres Haunted House. Feel free to comment and share your thoughts.

DarkSyde Acres 2012 Actor Auditions and Pre MHC haunt tour Meeting

ATTENTION ACTORS READ THE ENTIRE EVENT description.

So you wanna be a Actor at DarkSyde Acres in 2012?

Think you got what it takes to help scare the shit out of people? We’ll be the judge of that!
DarkSyde Acres Haunted House is stepping its game up for 2012 and Only the best of the best will be playing at DarkSyde this year. we are adopting the concept of 10 Great actors are better than 60 shitty actors. As a Heads up you will be required to perform 5 characters~ Your Creepiest foulest Clown, Your Brain Cravingest Zombie, A psycho Killer/slut, A blood Thirsty, booty seeking Pirate, and of course one of our Favorites, IMPROV… Bring your A game kiddies and lets see whatcha got!We will also be taking this opportunity to have a PRE MHC Haunt tour meeting to discuss the JUNE 6th Haunt event at DarkSyde. This is a MANDATORY meeting if you plan on acting at DarkSyde on June 6th. I will make this a public event so if you know anyone interested in acting at DarkSyde for the 2012 season be sure to forward it to them. 18 and overWe are planning our First Social event of the season as an MHC haunt tour AFTER PARTY! you know what that means……..